“A woman called police at 3:18 p.m. Jan. 26 and said a group of juveniles were sniffing something out of a brown paper bag,” notes a report from the Cleveland Sun news staff. “The juveniles were tracked down and the contents of the bag turned out to be tuna fish sandwiches. Officers advised the hungry kids and sent them on their way.”
Tuna is addictive, but it’s not illegal. Not yet! Remember, kids, you’re being watched.